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V.I.P. Treatment

Wedensday Friday... all the same to me.

I suggest you follow Aj's Link and read his version of events. He did a better play by play than I'm going to do. I'm hitting the highlights....

Zip in and Zip out.

SO my Thursday began at 4:15 CST. I grabbed a shower and waited for the shuttle. There were disclaimers everywhere saying "you're driver will most likely be late.... this is normal." Well to my show the guy arrives 3 minutes early. In a last minute scramble I forgot my phone.... mostly, this just became an inconveince but well... typical me.

Flew into LA for an 1 1/2 layover. I kept wanting to hand my script to everyone saying you're gonna love this..... than I realized that it wasn't done and that most of the people were like me... from somewhere else.

Once in Vega$ I made ti to the hotel checked in and started my trip down the hallway. Room 12, room 17, room 22.... is this hallways ever gonna end? Rooms 24, 29, 31.... if this is the wrong hallway I'm gonna be pissed.

Finally reaching the ned of the long ass hallway was our room. At the end of it. This room was gorgeous. Giant bathroom. Seperate living area. and Two TVs! TWO! VIP treatment indeed!

After some afternoon wandering for dinner we were "able to acquire" some passes to the Microsoft finale party that was going on. Jeff got us in... free food, free beer, free video games! Ooooow!

On our way out we recieved game paks and a microsoft shirt none of us will ever wear cause they are all XL. After about 15 minutes I notice these damn things getting a bit heavy, if not just plain annoying. Well AJ spent $4 on some VIP passes into Coyote Ugly. So we walked past this huge line of people showed our passes to the guy and in we were. We waved at the people in line.

So after another beer (THis is prolly beer 6 by this point) I'm sick of these bags. So I decide to toss them in the lockers by the Roller Coaster. I leave Coyote Ugly head to the lockers... problem... the lockers close at midnight and they are cleaned out. So I decide there's no where else to stash them except for out side. (I'm drunk this makes sense.) But just outside NY, NY there still cleaning from the party... they're lookling for shit like this to throw away. SO I walk abotu three blocks toward the Monte Carlo (it's on our way home) and find a little side road with some bushes. "No one will look here,"I think.

About 15 minutes later I arrive back at NY, NY everyone questioning where I was. "Just wait. I have to show you." Well abotu an hour later we left CU, and headed home. Sho' 'nuff stuffs still there. It just made sense when I was drunk. Those bags sucked.

Our next bit of VIP treatment came when AJ spent consdierably more on a VIP ROOM at a club called the beach. Shirtless guys, bikini wearing women. And those were just the Bartenders. So there's totally.... I MEAN, ungodly, hot bartender who's doing body shots. She was in a thong but you could actually see muscles on her arms and abs on her tummy. Just hot. So I thought for AJ's birthday we got to get him one of these. We just hope the pictures came out.

We weren't VIP enough to hit Quark's bar... but we did do the new Borg adventure which was pretty good but I almost think the orginal's better.

More VIP treatment at the restaraunt with a bottle of champegne some fantastic steaks and killing me they're so good desserts.

Great trip already looking forward to next year.

Monday-- same old blog.

As soon as the pic come up I'll send tell you where tofind them.

Matt

Posted by matty at March 25, 2004 05:14 PM