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Gotta love the Sein

For my birthday Jeff picked me up tix to Jerry Seinfeld. He was live as the Bass Concert Hall here in Austin.

I was crying I was laughing so hard.

Jeff tix to the late show... and that was a good choice. We showed up around 8:30 and saw the early show letting out. Kinda disappointed, the show's only going to be an hour.

Eventually we were let in and Jeff and I found out seats up in the upper upper deck of seats. Jerry appeared to be about the size of a quarter. He had an opening act in Mario Joyner. I've seen him before and he's always had a laugh. He discussed the mid-life crisis. "It's not really a crisis if you work you're way through it. I dated girls half my age and bought a motorcycle for me it's more like a mid-life Christmas."

Then Jerry came out. All new material. Hilarious.

"Did you ever notice how the human body is made to sit down. It folds in half like a chair. And we have a cushion built into our bodies. That's all we do is spend out day going from chair to chair. From home to car to work. Then back. "

"We Evolved this way. We sat like monkey's went to a crouch finally stood and realized we'd gone too far. Let's sit back down."

"Then to the bed which is BETTER then sitting. That's why it has names like King and Queen."

Course this is all missing Sein's brilliant delivery. He ended up going an hour and a half... then came out for some Q&A. He ended, as always, with a Hello Newman. If you've never heard the build-up to the Hello, Newman... it's hilarious.

All and all great night. Gotta love the Sein.

In other news, Ryan's here... that's why I haven't written between entertaining him and playing TIger Woods 2005 we haven't had much time for anything else.

Got stuff planned for next week, I promise it will be chock full of blog goodness.

Matt

And as a moment of Zen... the return of one of our favorite old school video game characters.

Posted by matty at October 8, 2004 01:34 PM