Ryan was watching Plesantville the other night. I wandered into his room to discuss something random. As is my way, you know. I got stuck watching 10 or so minutes of the movie when I wondered if I could be in any television show... which would it be.
So I posed the question to Ryan who wouldn't answer and decided he had to think about it. And as I thought about it the question wasn't nearly as easy I had first thought.
RYan's initial instinct was Seinfeld. That's a great answer. But who would you be. I wouldn't mind being one Elaine's boyfriends that'd be pretty hot. The New Putty or something. But they've already got Jerry's dry wit they wouldn't nees mine.
Off I went to consider this question. (Apparently, I don't have anything important to do.) Would it be a sitcom? I mean I'm funny. I'm Chandler funny. I make no bones about it. The other night I was being driven home since Ryan had the car and I saw a girl being given a sobreity test. And in garbled form what comes out my mouth was "Oooh a sobrority test." EVeryone laughs and makes fun... and without missing a beat I said "Well it was a girl being given the test." Which is a good point.
But I think I'd want to be on something really cool. Like 24, be the new Chase. Jack's right hand man. Cause with Jack and a gun you can get anything done.
But what about Star Trek. Riding around with Kirk and the crew exploring strange new worlds. As long as I wasn't a red shirt Ensign.
But that's when it hit me. I don't want to be in the Original Series as much as I love Kirk. No. I want to be Next Generation. For one word. And this one word would put the show at the top of my list.
Holodeck.
With a holodeck you could do what (or who) ever you wanted. Watch a Christina Concert then take her backstage and show her something really "Dirrty." Or go sky diving or rock climbing. I would just turn my entire quarters into a holodeck. I'm getting so excited thinking about it... I may have myself cryogenically frozen until the technology exists.
My girlfriend would probably choose Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire because apparently Will Smith is hot. She doesn't know what she's talking about though. ;)
Matt
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