April 17, 2006

The Top 5 for 2006

Most of my regular readers know that every year I do up a list of Celebs that, if the oppertunity arose, I get to sleep with. So if any aspiring girlfriends out there read this you know that I have the rights should, as said, the oppertunity arrives.

This of course, is also my top five list of hot chickies.

Number 1, as always is Christina Aguilera. She's married now, and I tend not to throw married chicks up on the list, but she always has been the number one. Her voice is amazing, and her body is too.

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2. Natalie Portman. Is it possible this girl is just getting hotter? Watching her Inside the Actor's Studio revently, just gave me more respect for what a awesome woman she is.

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3. Jessica Alba... Little Nancy Callahan She grew up. She filled out. Her role in Sin City ruled and I can't wait to see Nancy back in Sin City 2.

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4. Adriana Lima. Uh....

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5. Because I like to go old school and because who doesn't like a Milf. A 43 year old one at that. Heather Locklear. Which is Shatner's first choice to play Calpernia in his one man version Julius Ceaser where he plays all the parts. Did I mention it's a muscial?

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My friends Nadine and Garrett also decided I needed to have a runner up in case something happens (god forbid) to any of above. SO my runner up for this year is going to be...

Scarlett Johanson. Great actess. great look. Hot. What else do I need.

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Well that's it for 2006. Coming up soon on my blog site: How Seinfeld ruined my sense of humor. And Regresssion. Look for those in a week.

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April 05, 2006

Vega$$$$$

I'm exhausted and literally broke after this trip to Vegas. Somehow managed to blow more this year then last. But I say that very year. I think next year we should go to Mexico... or somewhere where the exchange rate is highly favorable.

Anyway, for my blogs on Vegas unfortunately you have to end up on myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/mgauck
The blogs are on the right and Day 5 will be up shortly.

Later this week the top 5 hottie list I do every year. Here and only here on this blog site. Stay tuned.

Matt

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